Today: February 5, 2026
February 5, 2026
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These are the shorts for Thursday, February 5, 2026

These are the shorts for Thursday, February 5, 2026

ROBERTO SANCHEZ

Came

What was missing. We already had enough with one Pedro Castillo without putting up with the 2.0 version of the Chota professor, which is how Roberto Sánchez, presidential candidate of Together for Peru, intends to sell himself in these elections. The former minister of the coup plotter is so blended in with the ‘prosor’ that he even shows off now in a poster that his party publishes on the networks in which he appears with the famous chotano hat and with his face divided, half him, half Castillo. The image highlights that Sánchez “represents Castillo’s strength.” What will we be paying!

MARIO VIZCARRA

Both bad

Given his spectacular fall in the polls, without a brother to support him and without a government approach to convince, Mario Vizcarra seems to have hit rock bottom. And the presidential candidate of Peru Primero has shown that he has as few scruples as former president Martín Vizcarra, with whose health status he intends to continue campaigning. That is why he has called a conference outside a clinic before the sentenced ex-president is returned to the Barbadillo prison. How about little brothers.

FLAVIO CRUZ

Poor things

Those who also don’t stop talking about Pedro Castillo are those of Perú Libre, the party that brought the coup leader to the presidency. Congressman Flavio Cruz continues with the clichéd phrase that his group’s mistake was letting the Chotano teacher govern and even called him a traitor for appointing Mirtha Vásquez as premier only three months after taking office. “There the bench began to crack,” says the Senate candidate. They continue to be cleaned. Poor things. Stop wanting to appear as victims and assume your responsibility in this historical disaster.

MIRTHA VÁSQUEZ

‘Baby Yoda’

Mirtha Vásquez, the former Castilla Prime Minister and now Senate candidate for Ahora Nación, has revealed that Baby Yoda, the tender character from Star Wars, is nothing less than her mentor and has been present at various stages of her life so he “infects her with hope to build a better country.” Well then, may force be with her, because after this confession only by force would they vote for her. Oops.

KONNIE VIDAURRE

The gymnast

First there were the frustrated dancers moving their skeletons without guilt; Then the candidates appeared and released their roosters, and right there, one dressed as an ice cream seller. Among so much hidden talent, the gymnast was missing. And so Konnie Vidaurre appeared on the scene, who decided to present his candidacy for Congress for Fuerza Popular, showing himself in a video practicing Pilates with his work team. For a change, not a single proposal. This is how the campaign goes on social networks.

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