Everything is true. Everything is real. Nothing is false. Nothing that appears in this show is false. It is only merely controlled.
Ed Harris, Christof, in The Truman show
Lights, cameras, action!
He show Trumpman starts!
And the public: what a greatness,
What a trunk of action!
What a piece of histrion!
And how well combs it goes.
The entire planet is
Slope of the screen.
And it is rolls. And it is not rehearsed.
Prepared? Ready? ALREADY!
He showman presidential
It is very good makeup.
No hairstyle, repeated.
There is no one who looks the same.
Donald is a gale,
It is more hurricane than Irma.
Every time I mea, sign.
They are hundreds of imperatives
Executive orders
that signs, affirms and confirms.
There are no longer news.
Now everything is “Show from Trumpman. ”
I turn on a H. UPPMANN
And river, with two ovaries!
Extraordinary moments
or mighty moments?
Violent Carnival.
Xenophobia party.
Orgy of transphobia.
All happy ultras.
And Greenland for me!
And the Panama Canal
that they already return it to me,
TRANGE IT PA TENESSEE!
Let me return it to me, yes.
Put it in Hialeah.
That cold water puddle
It is federal property
Like the Naval Base
of Guantanamo, which is mine.
Gulf of Mexico? What?
His name is Gulf of America!
And Claudia is hysterical.
(I already changed the name).
And Gaza? Netanyuhé
A brutal solution:
Gaza?: Riviera Oriental
To go, the gringos,
To be every Sunday
In a natural spa.
Another executive order
(This is the most important)
against the immigrant world:
Mass deportation.
MONTEN GUAGUA, TRUCK, CHIVA,
Go HomeLatin! Goodbye!
Only Yunai is blonde.
Only native-native.
They are “sports” whims.
NATHIONAL SPORT … STRIKE!
And transgender women
They do not share (folly)
In female spaces:
neither trans nor biganero.
“Every gender to its gender”,
Trump said and generated
A domino effect
saying: “Geno only
What I generally hope
of a general like me. ”
To the so -called court
International Criminal
It is illegitimate. Evil!
They may not judge north.
The crypts, another sport.
And Elon with the arm raised.
Elon, so excited,
taking out muskuloOh, Elon!
Let’s go pa ‘Marte, Pal “Cielon”.
You in front and I by your side.
And executive orders.
Executive orders.
Executive orders.
Executive orders.
Executive orders.
Executive orders.
Executive orders.
Orders Orders Orders
Donald “ordering” the world.
Donald creating, angry,
Executives Disorders.
End to citizens
By birth. Goodbye.
(Yankees there is no:
The guarantee is over).
Trumpman and his cold war
against the non-residents.
Trumpman and the different.
Trumpman and immigration:
“All these bells are
Criminal nurseries ”.
The world organization
of health (WHO)? Bye bye!
To shut up, God spoke!
Nobody gets bad.
Fiesta in the Oval Office.
First world gorge.
And Cuba returns to his list:
“Sponsoring country
of terrorism. ” Terror!
¡Fucking Communist Island!
Nothing will be the same.
To cryptocurrency
Trumpimoneda became
In the Trumpism circus.
Elon and Elonmuskismo.
Bezos is “Bezos in Jeff.”
Zelensky is kyiv’s tsar.
Zuckerberg the Meta Kan.
And Donald Trump?: The prophet
The leader, The Bossthe chef.
Tariff war.
Canada, Mexico, China.
For Trump everything is routine:
Orgy of the papers.
That! Do you change Erres for eles?
25 percent!
That! Do you have as food
tequila? A 15 or 10!
That! Do you speak English and French?
More tariffs … I’m sorry.
Tariff war.
Customs are trenches.
The scales, the wallets,
The TCP, the papers.
War at all levels.
The tariff pressure
It is extraordinary section
of the Show Trumpman, a show
shot in a bungalow
according to the “white rate.”
Petro, Ortega and Díaz-Canel
(Satana, Vade retro!).
Pedro Sánchez, another Petro.
And such a Maduro? For him!
Trumpman is still in his role.
reliable are abascal.
Meloni, so natural.
Jeff Bezos, so necessary.
Zuckerberg, so monetary.
Elon Musk, so space.
And Netanyahu, so him.
And Milei, Porteño Vox.
And Tucker Carlson, Tan Fox.
And Viktor Orbán, so faithful.
And Meloni, skin with skin
And Farage, Tan Brexit.
Trumpman puts in a Post-IT:
“I try to read from the past.”
“To Beautiful Piece of Ass”.
“Believe Me, You Will Love It.”
And act as Super crack
reciting his poem.
“To say our motto:”
A, two, three … The Great Comeback!
Sing and Dance (with Playback).
Sing and dance and laugh and shout
and melania regurgita.
And Barron gets sad.
And Rubio is more blond. (Insists:
“It’s my last name! (Criaturita !!)
And always in Prime Time world.
Everything serves backwards.
Bulos, lies, Fake News.
Referees that Piten badly.
He show It’s so special
that the immigrant see him,
The voter, the non -voter,
The policeman, the thief.
Everything is worth. The function
You must move on.
Another order: application
of capital punishment
Against any criminal
What a criminal in the nation
and deserve such a sanction.
Order to repeat voices
radicals and fierce
that this penalty is (oh, glory)
“Disasial tool
For heinous crimes. ”
Another order: withdrawal
of the Paris Agreement.
Donald Trump is happy.
Provides with the armored voice.
Climate change? Nothing.
Is the world climate endangered?
Global warming?
Reduce emissions?
Those are progressive.
It Woke against capital.
Another executive order:
The extension for Tiktok.
And Trump points to his block:
“Simple screening exercise.”
The order comes from above:
“Faced with applications
clones controlled
of foreign adversaries
You have to get money
and refine prohibitions. ”
Another order: restore
The only “biological truth”
“logical” biological truth:
The indicated when urinating.
Trumpman speaks without hesitation,
with voice of wise Ladino
or happy fortune teller
or from Pitoniso Guay:
“Only two genres are:
male and female ”.
Another order: restore
Freedom of expression
because in the administration
Biden was lost.
Platforms … to power!
Facebook and Instagram (Meta)
X and Tiktok (the net!,
in mere Mexicanism).
It’s over: Long live the Trumpism!
Decency is obsolete!
Another order: readjust
THE ADMISSION PROGRAM
of refugees. Millions
You have to save dollars.
Another order: declare
Emergency at the border
and protect your flag
of another possible invasion
of all that population
that was born “out there.”
Another order: protect
to the United States
of terrorists, of flight,
of foreigners without what to do.
“It’s not xenophobia, fuck!
It is true that there are arrests
and rapid deportations
Without due process,
But … I’m good for that.
I get out of the … millions! ”
Lights, cameras, action!
He show Trumpman … ends?
No, what is going: it will be routine.
It’s not life, it’s television.
“In the next broadcast
We will talk about the future.
Of course it exists. I swear.
Until tomorrow, my fans.
Wow, a rhyme of trans …
Oh no, trans no … go trouble. ”
Anyway, there are no news.
Now everything is Show Trumpman.
And here, with my H. Uppmann,
I smile, with two ovaries!
They are extraordinary times.
Foreign times
Strangers. Extravagant
Extraterrestrials, even.
How strange (poor Iluso)
to the villains before.
Of course: the guy is honest.
I love your Trumpparence.
Announced with eloquence
what he would do in the post.
Trumppsparent in each gesture.
Trumppsparent anywhere.
Trumppsparent before the Senate,
The Congress, the Court.
Nothing can go wrong.
They have voted it, they have voted it!
I write on Google: “Premiere”
“Trumpman”, “Show”, “This week”
And tomorrow’s program
I think it will be very good.
Donald Trump has no brake.
Long live television!
Acts like a thug,
Like a media vandal.
He Show Trumpman! What a scandal!
Shadows, cameras … Action!
