Miguel Díaz-Canel Bermúdez and Lis Cuesta Peraza
Repeated on this list is the president appointed by General Raúl Castro to replace him (at least theoretically) at the head of the “finca-republic” and the single party and maintain the continuity of Castroism. He relapsed into his useless meetings, into solidarity with Hamas (with kufiya and all), the sleeping podcast From the Presidencytraveling around the country and talking nonsense about “creative resistance”. Their funniest occurrence was at the 10th UNEAC Congress, where, busy as they were with the fight against cultural colonization, he decided to say that reggaeton had to be turned into “a weapon of the Revolution.” He seems to be thinking about El Micha, Jorge Junior or another delivery man to replace Silvio Rodríguez and Vicente Feliú. The idea was probably suggested to him by Lis Cuesta, shocked as she was by the murder in Miami of El Tigera singer who was never played on Cuban radio or TV, despite how much he is liked on the Island.
The santeros say that the ruler has osogbo, and it seems that yes, he is pursued by saltiness. The one who is undoubtedly the most inept ruler that Cuba has ever had maintains the offensive and ribald epithet with which he was baptized years ago (singao), plus the other insults that he has earned (even among nostalgic Fidelistas) during the five-year period that his disastrous administration has lasted.
By the way, Lis Cuesta shares the first place on this list with “the dictator of your heart”. In addition to not missing one of the ruler’s trips abroad, this year the “not first lady” Cuban continued organizing expensive gourmet events with foreign guests and even holds a doctorate in Science. What does she care what they say, envious as they are, the haters!
Raul Castro Ruz
The Army general and – since his brother Fidel is gone – “leader of the Revolution” or what remains of what they call that, continues with his foot in the stirrup. Just as he was in no hurry to make the reforms that the country desperately needed during his presidential term, he is also in no hurry to die. At 93 years old, he once again disappointed those who were sharpening their teeth with rumors of his death.
Alejandro Gil Fernandez
As thunderbolt of the year, the former Minister of Economy and Planning surpassed Jorge Luis Perdomo Di-Lella. It would be because people were more disgusted with Gil, who with his arrangements and rearrangements and the resulting hyperinflation, has made us hungrier than mice in a hardware store. Neither Gil nor Perdomo know their whereabouts. It was also not said what “the errors committed” were, but we can assume them.
Vicente de la O Levy
As if his cumbersome explanations about the state of thermoelectric plants and the failures of the National Electroenergetic System (SEN) were not enough, a task in which he has been triumphantly supported by the journalist from the NTV Bernardo Espinosa, the Minister of Energy and Mines described them as “indecent” and “cowardly” to the compatriots who protested the blackouts.
Manuel Marrero Cruz
The prime minister, when he recommended that those who could acquire solar panels and power plants, disappointed those who still thought that unlike Díaz-Canel, he sometimes landed and came into contact with reality. And at the IX Plenary Session of the Central Committee of the Communist Party, with one hand in a cast as a result of an accident, he alighted, with as many problems as there are, with a cross-eyed tooth about the need to reinforce political-ideological work.
Sandro Castro
Fidel’s vain grandson announced with great fanfare that he was going to go all out by celebrating his birthday on December 5 at his luxurious EFE bar in El Vedado, just when the blackouts were at their peak. And indeed, despite the regrets, he celebrated the party. He told what his compatriots were saying on social media. Envious they are! responded that he had the right to celebrate his birthday like any normal young man. And even more so if it is revolutionary. To him, who does not hold positions in the Government, what does he care if it affects the memory of his grandfather, who always seemed so austere, although it is known that he was not. The young bambollero, like his cousins, thinks how he lives. That is, at full speed, like a prince. And he seems to believe that all young Cubans live like him.
Manuel Anido Cuesta
Another prince of Castro continuity is Manuel Anido, the son of Lis Cuesta and stepson of Díaz-Canel. After accompanying his mother and stepfather on their trips abroad, including to the Vatican, in his capacity as “advisor to the president,” now, in unknown capacity, he is in Madrid and frequents luxurious restaurants that are also unknown. what money it costs. And to kill Sandrito, El Cangrejo and the other princes of the Castro court with envy, he is a boyfriend – according to the magazine Hello― none other than Ana de Armas.
Ana de Armas Case
It is true that no one rules the heart, but what an aim of Ana de Armas to come to tie with Díaz-Canel’s stepson! With so many men in the world, to come and fall in love with Manuel Anido, the wise advisor of the principal appointed by the dictatorship that oppresses and ruins his country! Ana de Armas, who accepted a role in an apologetic film about the Wasp Network spies, not even when State Security interrogated and threatened his brother Because he interacted with dissidents, he took advantage of his international projection to speak out about the situation in Cuba and demand changes. It will do less from now on. On the contrary, perhaps now his trips to Havana will be more frequent, not only to visit his family and friends and brag about his success in Hollywood, but also to chat with his in-laws.
Michel Torres Corona
Another one that repeats on this list. Threatens to outdo the ruling party as a chatterbox Humberto Lopez. He remains unrepentantly cynical, always on the defensive of “the haters” and supported by other chumps, hosting the show With edge. The little program, which is now on Tuesdays, after the soap opera, competes closely with FAR Visión for being the most unpopular on Cuban TV. The ineffable Michel has taken to advising, when the program begins, that they turn up the volume of the television so that the neighbors, and especially the person in charge of surveillance of the CDR, know that he has tuned in to “the program of communist counterpropaganda.”
Bruno Rodríguez Parrilla
The regime’s foreign minister continues to present resolutions at the UN every year on the need for the United States to lift the “blockade.” Also involved in having the State Department remove Cuba from the list of countries sponsoring terrorism, he continues to count the several hundred million dollars that, he claims, the country has lost due to the embargo. The rest of the time he dedicates, whether it is relevant or not, to expressing the solidarity of the government he represents with the worst causes in the world: Hamas, Hezbollah, Iran, Putin, Maduro…
